Every year, after the Super Bowl, Disney airs a commercial in which it asks a player from the winning team "what he's going to do next." The player will yell, "I'm going to Disney World!" What an amazing coincidence that all football players plan the same offseason vacation in the event they win the Super Bowl.
If Mickey Mouse were to join an NFL team and win the Super Bowl, what would he do next? Go back home? He lives year-round at Disney World. Could he go somewhere else? Or is he contractually obligated to celebrate his Super Bowl win at Disney World? How much fun could that be for him? He appears in a Disney World parade every day.
And what if Mickey were to lose the Super Bowl? Would he be banned from Disney World for the next week?
