Tiny Bits of Nonsense: June 2014

Here is the June 2014 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring 10 of my tweets from the past 30 days:

Thank you for the wedding invitation. Before I RSVP, I have one question: Will there be free WiFi?
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 22, 2014

The longest relationship I've ever had? The one I currently have with http://t.co/3mCycKUqv2. We've been together five years now.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 22, 2014

This is an amazing but true statistic: the Dave Matthews Band announces a new tour every 90 seconds.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 10, 2014

I can't imagine feeling lonelier than the last slice in the pizza display at 7-Eleven.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 4, 2014

The inventor of candy corn probably looked at the top of an Elmer's Glue container and thought, "I wish I could eat that."
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 30, 2014

I thought I saw Nicki Minaj on the street, but it wasn't her. It was a Nicki Miraj.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 9, 2014

"The Fault In Our Stars" was actually the original title of the E! show "Fashion Police."
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 1, 2014

The Black Eyed Peas once had a bad night after having a feeling they were gonna have a good night. But you never hear them sing about that.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 30, 2014

I needed a new Internet hobby, so I started a Bitcoin collection.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 1, 2014

"What should I wear to work today? Hmmm. I'll go with...white." -- Flo from Progressive
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 1, 2014

Other bits of nonsense:
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014