Tiny Bits of Nonsense: July 2014

Here is the July 2014 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring 10 of my tweets from the past 31 days:

What if all of the main cast members of "Friends" are willing to do a reunion but it's Gunther who is holding things up?
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 10, 2014

My favorite TV host is Mario Lopez. My least favorite TV host is his evil brother, Wario Lopez.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 8, 2014

Marvel has scheduled 10 films through May 2019. I'm still having trouble scheduling one dentist appointment for 2014.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 27, 2014

Steven Spielberg must be putting so much pressure on his son Max to direct "Jaws 19" by next year, like "Back to the Future 2" predicted.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 16, 2014

I'm sorry, but I'm the one who says the darndest things, not kids.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 13, 2014

I haven't really really really wanted to zigazig-ha since 1997.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 7, 2014

I was never a fan of The Go-Go's. I couldn't stand their nonstop bragging about how they got the beat.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 30, 2014

I thoroughly washed 8 of my finest plastic souvenir Subway cups for my dinner party tonight. I want it to be extra special.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 12, 2014

If you buy sports equipment and misuse it, I will call the Sports Authorities.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 16, 2014

I've been told I'm still single because I lack confidence. Not true. I'm very confident girls don't like me.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 20, 2014

Other bits of nonsense:
June 2014
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014