My New Year's Eve plans include catching up on Halloween candy, Thanksgiving leftovers and Christmas movies.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 28, 2014I just upgraded my calendar with a one-year commitment.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 16, 2014My favorite hobby at the moment is approaching strangers wearing Beats and asking them, "Excuse me, but are those By Dre?"
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 5, 2014Even if you set my life story to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme music, it's still pretty dull.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 10, 2014The "Taken" sequels will never end until the daughter finally gets to see U2 in concert.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 21, 2014If you name your daughter Annie, you're putting a lot of pressure on her to sing well and wear red outfits.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 28, 2014I only listen to podcasts on vinyl.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 2, 2014I know all of the words to the song "Come With Me Now," assuming the only words to the song are, "Whoa come with me now."
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 19, 2014In the skills section of my LinkedIn profile I just added, "Still remember where the 3 whistles are in 'Super Mario Bros. 3.'"
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 21, 2014I wanted to tell my date that I lack confidence in myself, but I didn't have the courage to do it.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 15, 2014Holiday Season Edition
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