"Robin? This is Marvin. Marvin Gaye. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!" -- The "Blurred Lines" story
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 14, 2015My favorite St. Patrick's Day tradition is listening to 30-second samples of music by The Cranberries on iTunes.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 17, 2015I attempted to log in to my email account but the site asked me to submit. I told it I'm not into that "Fifty Shades of Grey" stuff.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 5, 2015Adam Levine's team on "The Voice" has an advantage because he has easy access to Proactiv if his artists need it.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 15, 2015You'd figure with all of the coins he's collected the past 30 years that Super Mario can afford a new outfit.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 4, 2015Say what you will about Bowser, but he had to raise seven kids by himself.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 21, 2015Siri keeps asking me when I'm going to buy her an Apple Watch. I'm starting to think she's using me.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 17, 2015I have a habit of putting parenthesis around numbers when I count. That's what happens when you spend (24) hours a day on social media.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 31, 2015I don't know why my friends say wedding planning is difficult. It's actually easy when you're single and you're making all the decisions.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 25, 2015This will mark the 18th consecutive year in which no one's asked me to the prom.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 25, 2015February 2015
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