I didn't realize how many Back to the Future-inspired tweets I'd published until I wrote one last night about Old Biff's meeting with his younger self that I thought was rather amusing. Of course, no one retweeted it or favorited it, but that's neither here nor there.
I figured I'd compile all of those tweets here, if for no other reason than to ensure that I don't recycle old jokes in the future. Because it's pretty clear that I'm going to be writing more tweets about the Back to the Future movies in the future. Enjoy!
Old Biff should've also told 1955 Biff to sign up for Twitter/Instagram as soon as they're invented so he can have his choice of usernames.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) May 28, 2015
If I had a time machine I'd travel back to the '80s and warn the producers of Back to the Future we probably won't have flying cars in 2015.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) November 12, 2013
If the second "Back to the Future" movie is accurate, the iPhone won't even exist a year from now.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 13, 2014
One thing "Back to the Future Part II" did get right: Elijah Wood hates playing video games that require him to use his hands.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 19, 2015
Not to brag, but I accurately predicted in 1989 that we'd make way too big a deal of "Back to the Future Part II" in 2015.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 6, 2015
No one questions Marty McFly's mom removing his pants after he's hit by the car, as if that was a logical response to a man blacking out.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 25, 2011
"Robin? This is Marvin. Marvin Gaye. You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well, listen to this!" -- The "Blurred Lines" story— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 14, 2015
"Toad? Where we're going we don't need...Toad." -- Doc Mario— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 13, 2015
Steven Spielberg must be putting so much pressure on his son Max to direct "Jaws 19" by next year, like "Back to the Future 2" predicted.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) July 16, 2014
If "Back to the Future" has taught me one thing, it's that there aren't enough manure hauling trucks on the road anymore.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) May 23, 2015
Other bits of nonsense:The Olympic snowboard races would be more fun if the losers crossed the finish line and into trucks of manure, like Biff Tannen.— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 17, 2014
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