Tiny Bits of Nonsense: June 2015

Here is the June 2015 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring 10 of my tweets for the month:

The worst part of having summertime sadness is that there's a really catchy song that accentuates it.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 20, 2015

I'm guessing Donkey Kong Jr. just gave his dad some barrels for Father's Day.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 21, 2015

The NBA Draft is a sad reminder that I was a bust out of college.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 26, 2015

I etch my name into my coffee mug every June, just so I know what it feels like to win the Stanley Cup.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 16, 2015

The easiest way to see a fireworks show is to go on a date with "The Bachelorette."

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 22, 2015

In a very special episode of "Fuller House" Alanis Morissette will confront Uncle Joey and remind him of the mess he left when he went away.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 4, 2015

I would never visit a Jurassic Park. Too much running involved.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 10, 2015

If I were on the "Interstellar" mission with Matthew McConaughey I would've asked him "Are we there yet?" at least 1,500 times per year.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 11, 2015

I would name my kid Pepsi just to see if Coke would print his name on a bottle.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 1, 2015

I really want to have a baby, if only to test whether I can catch a foul ball in one hand while holding onto him in the other.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) June 24, 2015

Other bits of nonsense:
May 2015
"Back to the Future" Edition
April 2015
March 2015
February 2015
Valentine's Day Edition
January 2015
December 2014
Holiday Season Edition
November 2014
Thanksgiving Edition
October 2014
September 2014
August 2014
July 2014
June 2014
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014