The Mets winning the pennant proves that if a fan can be pessimistic about his team for long enough, good things will happen.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 22, 2015
Surprised that Paul Rudd was cast as a Royals fan this World Series but some combination of Steve Carell, Jason Segal & Leslie Mann weren't.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 28, 2015
I looked up a list of celebrities who share my birthday, just so I know which celebrities have been celebrating without me all these years.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 23, 2015
I'm 34 and I just got carded at the library. Can you believe that?
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 19, 2015
Already thinking of new ways to make fun of Columbus during the next Columbus Day.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 13, 2015
It's been too long since Vanilla Ice was back with a brand-new invention. I hope he didn't give up on inventing things.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 8, 2015
I took a walk on the wild side tonight, and Fitbit says it only took me 786 steps.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 3, 2015
My hobbies include repeatedly hitting the refresh button on websites that automatically refresh.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 11, 2015
I've become so anti-social that I only use abbreviations of social media sites, like FB and Insta.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 7, 2015
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