Tiny Bits of Nonsense: February 2016

Here is the February 2016 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring some of my tweets for the month:

I'm so glad Leonardo DiCaprio has made foaming at the mouth cool again. #TheRevenant

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 20, 2016

I'm pretty sure Tom Hardy's performance in #TheRevenant was inspired by this:https://t.co/4VWIEbAq7l

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 10, 2016

My biggest regret is not fulfilling my childhood dream of receiving an honorary #Oscar by the time I was 21.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 26, 2016

I'd hate to be the person in charge of raising all of those flags in the Mario worlds.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 22, 2016

My video game avatars are just like me, but successful.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 22, 2016

There's a special on 2016 calendars: Buy 365 days, get a 366th day for free.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 21, 2016

I have terrible flashbacks of my Christmas tree every time I toss a used umbrella to the curb.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 24, 2016

Maybe the number 13 is skipping you because YOU'RE bad luck.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 21, 2016

I'm surprised that no sports league has established a team in Miami called the Sound Machine.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 11, 2016

Other bits of nonsense:
January 2016
December 2015
New Year's Edition
November 2015
October 2015
Halloween Edition
September 2015
August 2015
July 2015
June 2015
May 2015
"Back to the Future" Edition
April 2015
March 2015
February 2015
Valentine's Day Edition
January 2015
December 2014
Holiday Season Edition
November 2014
Thanksgiving Edition
October 2014
September 2014
August 2014
July 2014
June 2014
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014