Tiny Bits of Nonsense: September 2016

Here is the September 2016 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring 10 of my tweets for the month:

The #Emmys statue has the same pose I make when trying to reach a ball of hair stuck on the shower wall.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 19, 2016

If you thought "The People v. O.J. Simpson" was great TV, just wait until you see the follow-up, "The People v. Steve Gendason." #Seinfeld

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 28, 2016

I looked it up on IMDb: The bell did not appear in every episode of "Saved by the Bell." Surprising.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 23, 2016

When I watch a TV show, I spend more time looking up the IMDb credits of the guest actors than I do paying attention to the show itself.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 29, 2016

Sometimes I wake up and wonder where the traveling pants are at that exact moment.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 13, 2016

The twist in the "Girl on the Train" movie: The New York trains run on time.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 22, 2016

"Would it be alright if we talked about MY generation for a minute?" "NO!" -- my conversation with The Who

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 27, 2016

Incidentally, Pumpkin Spice was the nickname of the oft-forgotten sixth Spice Girl. She only performed with them in September and October.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 7, 2016

I'm in a fantasy presidential election league. I drafted 11th. I don't like my chances.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 13, 2016

I released my goldfish into the ocean. They didn't want to go, but I explained to them that their school starts next week.

— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 2, 2016

Other bits of nonsense:
August 2016
Olympics Edition
June/July 2016
May 2016
April 2016
March 2016
February 2016
January 2016
December 2015
New Year's Edition
November 2015
October 2015
Halloween Edition
September 2015
August 2015
July 2015
June 2015
May 2015
"Back to the Future" Edition
April 2015
March 2015
February 2015
Valentine's Day Edition
January 2015
December 2014
Holiday Season Edition
November 2014
Thanksgiving Edition
October 2014
September 2014
August 2014
July 2014
June 2014
May 2014
April 2014
March 2014