I'm Having A Laugh: Tiny Bits of Nonsense: October 2016

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Tiny Bits of Nonsense: October 2016

Here is the October 2016 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring 10 of my tweets for the month:

"Welcome to the closet, we've got fun and games." -- Guns 'N Roses, looking for ways to entertain their houseguests
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 6, 2016

Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize for Literature today. This gives me hope for a Hanson and "MMMBop" win someday.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 13, 2016

I bet Lou Bega could do a great song about my Apt. 5 umbrella.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 22, 2016

Whenever the wall would break in "Stranger Things," I was afraid the Kool-Aid Man was coming to take one of the kids.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 27, 2016

I used to be a fan of Brendan Fraser's movies, but not so much anymore. I think I have a-Brendan-ment issues.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 21, 2016

Step one in writing a bestselling book: Come up with a title that starts with the phrase "The Girl."
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 6, 2016

The leader in my fantasy football league gloats so much that Roger Goodell just fined him $25K for excessive celebration.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 30, 2016

"You've tried the rest area, now try the best area!" is a highway sign that's long overdue.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 14, 2016

I swat away houseflies with insults. Like, "At least the bee is making honey while it's flying. What are YOU doing while you're flying?"
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 9, 2016

Glad to see that the demonstration video showing in the front window of this body wax shop was renewed for the fall season.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) October 8, 2016