I'm Having A Laugh: Tiny Bits of Nonsense: November/December 2016

Here is the November/December 2016 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring some of my latest tweets:

Carpool Karaoke will eventually lead to a weekend music festival held entirely inside a car.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 9, 2016

The Grammys are the most prestigious award modeled after an outdated music player, ahead of the Zunes.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 6, 2016

It upsets me when I step in dog poop. But it upsets me even more that that dog likely has way more Instagram followers than I do.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 29, 2016

It's so cold out, but on the plus side it gives me an opportunity to judge people's hats and scarves.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 15, 2016

The #NYCMarathon is the only sporting event I know of where participants finish outside the top 1,000 and proudly wear a medal the next day.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) November 7, 2016

What if we stuffed an M&M inside a larger M&M? Or is that too cannibalistic of an idea?
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) November 18, 2016

"Why don't we look into stuffing something inside the crust?" is probably how every meeting at a fast-food pizza chain begins.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) November 18, 2016

Whoever wrote the "60 Minutes" theme song must be rolling in the dough.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 14, 2016

No matter how much experience I have, I will always need a sign instructing me whether to push or pull the door.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) November 2, 2016

Fun activity for NYC tourists: Keep track of the streets named after people, research those names, and let me know who they are.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) November 3, 2016

I don't think I'd have the courage to name a newborn baby before the year-end "most popular names" lists come out.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) December 31, 2016

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Tiny Bits of Nonsense: November/December 2016