I'm Having A Laugh: Tiny Bits of Nonsense: January 2017

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Tiny Bits of Nonsense: January 2017

Here is the January 2017 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring 10 of my tweets for the month:

"You get a minute! You get a minute! You get a minute!" -- Oprah, once she gets her hands on the "60 Minutes" stopwatch
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 31, 2017

#LaLaLand is an inspirational musical. It proves that if you're Ryan Gosling, you can do anything if you put your mind to it.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 14, 2017

My most embarrassing romantic moment was that time I had a blind date and I left my first impression rose on a plate back home. #TheBachelor
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 20, 2017

Sorry, Carmen Sandiego, but there's a lot going on in the world right now. We don't have time for your games.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 14, 2017

"Wanna meet up for Slurpees?" is absolutely something I'd say if 7-Eleven would just set up some tables already.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 20, 2017

A text chain with Dr. Jekyll would have been unbelievable. Just imagine the number of emojis he would have used.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 19, 2017

I once met a bobcat. Except I called him "bobbycat," and he said that hasn't been his name since he was 12.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 18, 2017

This was the year that I finally followed through on my threat to cancel my subscription to my high school's yearbook.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 19, 2017

I watch the news just for the awkward pauses when an anchor throws it to a reporter in the field.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 13, 2017

I started a podcast. It's basically just me listing all of the podcasts I downloaded but didn't listen to.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) January 20, 2017