I'm Having A Laugh: Tiny Bits of Nonsense: February/March 2017

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Tiny Bits of Nonsense: February/March 2017

Here is the February/March 2017 edition of "Tiny Bits of Nonsense," featuring 10 of my tweets for those months:

Take it easy, dry cleaners. I'm only interested in a business relationship. pic.twitter.com/ORmLMUsYxD
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 25, 2017

I used to be tight with Tommy and Gina but now I only get updates from them through Bon Jovi songs.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 12, 2017

Update on "That '70s Show": it's the early '90s and they're still yelling "Hello, Wisconsin!"
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 17, 2017

My knowledge of Beethoven is essentially limited to "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" and the "Judge Judy" intro.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 17, 2017

T.J. Maxx would've made a great title for an '80s TV show.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 3, 2017

We still don't have flying toasters, so I guess I should stop hoping my screensaver from 1997 will come true.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 24, 2017

I get my exercise from weaving through customers at Trader Joe's to add more items to my basket while trying to hold my spot in line.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) March 2, 2017

My favorite game to play every day is, "Is this my train? I think this is my train...no, wait, it's not my train. I wish it was my train."
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 23, 2017

Buying discounted Valentine's Day candy and eating it all the same day is my Halloween.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 14, 2017

Show that special someone you love them with "unknown brand" roses. pic.twitter.com/VprIsNi2yO
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) February 13, 2017