I'm Having A Laugh: Tiny Bits of Nonsense: Spring/Summer 2017

I haven't posted a new "Tiny Bits of Nonsense" in nearly six months. Six months! After an extended hiatus, I've finally made the effort to again compile my favorite tweets/jokes. Here are some of the tiny bits of nonsense you may have missed:

I earn my Starbucks stars the same way I earned stars in school: with cash.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) April 28, 2017

I dropped my electric toothbrush in the toilet. On the plus side, the inside of the toilet has never looked so white.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) April 1, 2017

I had black-and-white notebooks all throughout my school years and now I find out they come in COLOR???
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) September 1, 2017

The local thrift shop has some used travel guidebooks for sale, in case anyone is planning a trip to Europe in 2007.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) August 2, 2017

My vacuum is so powerful it eliminates dirt, grime, dust, anything that's unnecessary. Anything except the extra "u" in its name.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) April 14, 2017

I had been on the fence for years. THANK YOU, Papa Smurf. pic.twitter.com/DcexX5MCvd
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) April 14, 2017

From what I understand, Taylor Swift's angry new song is about Uncle Joey.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) August 27, 2017

I rewatched "Star Wars" and I was really worried that R2-D2 would lose his charge while playing the Leia hologram. I didn't see an outlet.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) May 30, 2017

If there's one lesson to be learned from the Spider-Man movies it's that only Peter Parker can save the public transit system in New York.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) August 25, 2017

"Beauty and the Beast" is a sad reminder of how few opportunities talking clocks and candles get in Hollywood.
— Shane (@myemptythoughts) April 1, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

Tiny Bits of Nonsense: Spring/Summer 2017